stridentmirth:

faeriefountain:

pizza-supper:

paleosteno:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Whoa, it works:

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wait what

holy shit

Best thing I’ve learned in a while

"Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong."

American Humane Society (via maninsun)

This is so, so important.

(via foundbysara)

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal)

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

fire-lord-frowny:

mymindhauntsme:

a-siths-soul:

I think this pretty much sums up the adventures of those two

Yep that’s it that’s their entire relationship in one screencap.

Perfect.

(Source: neogaf.com)

From: myblue42

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers (tag as many as you want tbhidc)

  • Name: Andrew
  • Nickname(s): Michi or Jack
  • Birthday: February 17
  • Sex: Male
  • Sexuality: Homorrific
  • Height: 5’ 9 - 5’ 10 maybe, I really need to measure myself again.
  • Time Zone: US Eastern
  • Average hours of sleep I get each night: If by “night” you mean “whenever I happen to pass out,” I’d say probably around 6, on average.
  • OTPs: I don’t really do the shipping thing. *gasp* I know. I come from pre-shipping tumblr. You’ve probably never heard of it.
  • The last thing I Googled was: Nokia 105. Also, I prefer to bing things. Yes, I’m that person.
  • First word that comes to mind: “moot”
  • What I last said to a family member: “Good night,” I think.
  • One place that makes me happy and why: Saint-Jean-de-Luz, France. Because nostalgia and childhood and all that. 
  • How many blankets I sleep under: 1 in the summer, 2 to 3 in the winter.
  • Favourite beverage: Diet Coke is life.
  • The last movie I watched in the cinema was: Guardians Of The Galaxy (this is actually the same answer).
  • Three things I can’t live without: Phone. Other phone. Data connection.
  • A piece of advice for all my followers: Remember to stop and consider other people from time to time.
  • You have to listen to this song: ”Motion” by Uppermost
  • My blog(s): habas and yetinaut

My tags:

catnip-isonehellofa-drug

theseekr

myfuckinglifeasanthony

tgriff02

wittymoniker

joeydoesntknow

toxiccixot

tallybeary

rogueteenager

diggsdrive

 

myjetpack:

My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:
US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043
Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com

#xboxone #xbone #controller (at The Timbers)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D
  2. Aperture: f/4
  3. Exposure: 1/5000th
  4. Focal Length: 17mm

thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

(Source: toptumbles)